搞笑又雷人的中式英文翻譯

2013年09月24日趣聞
【新唐人2013年9月24日訊】
1.餐飲後,請將椅子歸位並帶走您的垃圾---Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.(請在死後將椅子歸位,保持桌面清潔。)



餐飲後,請將椅子歸位並帶走您的垃圾---Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.(請在死後將椅子歸位,保持桌面清潔。)(視頻擷圖)



2.川水潑辣雞---chicken rude and unreasonable(雞蠻不講理)



川水潑辣雞---chicken rude and unreasonable(雞蠻不講理)(視頻擷圖)



3.請勿將衛生紙丟入馬桶內,並保持廁所干淨---Please keep the toilet clean and don't feed the toilet.(請保持廁所干淨,不要給馬桶餵食)



請勿將衛生紙丟入馬桶內,並保持廁所干淨---Please keep the toilet clean and don't feed the toilet.(請保持廁所干淨,不要給馬桶餵食)(視頻擷圖)



4.一旦失竊要報警,切莫姑息又養奸---If you are stolen, call the police at once.(如果你被別人偷了,馬上叫警察)



一旦失竊要報警,切莫姑息又養奸---If you are stolen, call the police at once.(如果你被別人偷了,馬上叫警察))(視頻擷圖)



5.70歲以上老人、孕婦及殘疾人休息室---Pregnant woman over 70 and disabled people lounge(70歲以上孕婦和殘疾人休息室)



70歲以上老人、孕婦及殘疾人休息室---Pregnant woman over 70 and disabled people lounge(70歲以上孕婦和殘疾人休息室)(視頻擷圖0



6.公共旅遊衛生間---Public Toilet Tourism(公共廁所旅遊業)



公共旅遊衛生間---Public Toilet Tourism(公共廁所旅遊行業)(視頻擷圖)



7.咱倆誰跟誰啊?---we two who and who?

8. how are you ?--- how old are you? 怎麼是你,怎麼老是你?

9. 你給我站住!---You Give Me Stop!

11. 馬馬虎虎---horse horse tiger tiger

12.你有種,我要給你點顏色看看.--- You have seed,i wil give you some color to see see.

YouTube相關視頻,內容若遭移除請見諒